Once a profile has been created, members can view the profiles of other members of the service, using the visible profile information to decide whether or not to initiate contact.
Photo: Instagram If you haven't heard of Tinder, then congratulations: You are probably in a loving, monogamous relationship. And the best part about Tinder is you can people-watch without even putting a bra on. For every guy with a nice smile holding a shelter puppy is a dude in a fedora popping bottles at the local T. The "Only Here For Sex" Dude will make things pretttttty clear in his bio, usually by telling you what he's only there for.
(SWIPE LEFT) But those of you single and ready to swingle are probably well-versed in the dating app taking the world by storm. But, because of its ease of use and likelihood of being able to "get it in" on a bi-monthly basis, Tinder attracts all kinds. The more confident of this species may even list size if he is so inclined.
The Animal Lover is perhaps the most confusing of all Tinder types.
Sometimes you see a cute dog pic and your instinct is to swipe right imeeds. You're drunk** of a man's back as he admires a scenic overlook; view of a man surfing from 3 blocks away; group shot taken with more than one person, or worse, multiple group shots; selfie taken in the dead of night. But if there is no photo of the man whatsoever, take that square, drag it to the left, and let's never talk about it again.
I've crunched the numbers (numbers = smoked almonds), and come up with this informative Tinder guide for you ladies wading into the digital dating poo.
But after using the app for so long, I've also noticed certain patterns in the way men present themselves via their Tinder profiles.
(Well whose fault is it for living so close to a T. Even comedian Whitney Cummings gave it a try, to hilarious results.
In that span, I've gone on a few dates with nice enough guys, and know a few close friends who are pursuing serious relationships with their Tinder matches.
Well The Animal Lover has you right where he wants you. The Riddler is a guy all too common on Tinder, a man who for personal or professional reasons has chosen to remain a mystery on his profile. Well, here's a hint: If it's a group shot, always choose the ugliest guy in the picture. Initial profile pic shows a man, smiling with his eyes, pausing for a moment to capture a perfect moment forever.