Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is..
" "I go in at well past 9 oclock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar.
Come 2 a.m., as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. "Woman: "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." Judge: "Do you have a real grudge?
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.
The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead." Paddy is shocked, but not surprised.
From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington, Ontario couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have it break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.
When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned.