The three worries of 2015 By Colin Speakman We hope for a better 2015 and I am an optimist.
However we have not started the new year well and there are three worries that will dog us as the year progresses.
Having been taught to use chopsticks before I learned to speak, I consider them to be the best utensils. If you pour tea for yourself before my Yeh Yeh, you will be judged accordingly.
I don't understand why anyone would eat Flaming Hot Cheetos without chopsticks (keeps the Cheetos dust from getting on the fingers). Don't assume I know how to speak fill-in-the-blank-Asian language. Doesn't matter who's with me, when I'm eating out, I'm going to reach for the check first. With parents and aunts and uncles getting into physical altercations over who gets to pay for dinner.
It is not a big deal to have a temper there so be prepared for it.
Not this is far too different from what you have seen in your side of the world, but you might be shocked when you see what can come out of their cute and small mouths first time you witness it.
But I'll expect you to say it right if we start dating each other. My mom and other family members paid really close attention to my appearance. Not gonna lie, there's a tiny dork-nerd in every Asian.19. I blame the Asian-language TV soaps I was weaned on. Which is why I always ask for hot sauce and have an emergency bottle of Tabasco in every purse.21. So strike the phrase "Asian persuasion" from your vocabulary.
I'm used to people butchering the pronunciation and spelling of my name. Meaning that, if they start talking about private matters to you, they are completely into you.Despite of what you have heard about the kindness of Chinese people (which is true), the ladies can get really mad out there.But taking the risk of falling into stereotypes, here is a list of ten things you should be aware of when dating Chinese girls. So don’t take it personally, it is just a cultural thing.They are reserved people and only share their intimacy with people that matters.I didn't necessarily grow up speaking any language other than English. I'll expect you to pick up a few words of said language if you don't know it already. You'll never be able to get to the check faster than I can! My parents will immediately reject you as a suitor.